TWEETS FROM THE TANTIVE IV
C3PO: Boarded by a Star Destroyer. No escape for Princess this time. #fail
R2D2: @C3PO, bleep bloop
C3PO: @R2D2, No one understands what you’re saying. #astromechsaredumb
PrincessSuprStr: @obiwankenobi, help me your my only hope
PrincessSuprStr: listening to some Johnny Cash really fitting my mood #johnnycash
AnakinPodRacer: @C3PO, did i see you on the Tantive IV tonight?
C3PO: @AnakinPodRacer, Master! Where have you been? I thought Darth Vader hacked your account.
Palpatinno: @AnakinRacer, Lord Vader, I told you to stop using that old username.
AnakinRacer: @Palpatinno, but it makes me feel young @C3PO nope i’m still here. doing just fine. u?
C3PO: Yeah, just fine. Nope, you definitely didn’t see me on the Tantive IV tonight. What’s a Tantive IV?
FACEBOOK FROM THE TANTIVE IV
Joe Stormtrooper is at Tantive IV.
Joe Stormtrooper: I’m wounded!
Carl Stormtrooper commented on Joe Stormtrooper’s status: Wounded?
Joe Stormtrooper commented on his own status: You know, “Yeah, you know, hit, but not fatally?”
Andy Stormtrooper commented on Joe Stormtrooper’s status: “i thought this suit was designed to make sure you were dead if u got hit. why else would we wear them?”
TWEETS FROM TATOOINE
t16pilotkid: shooting womprats today! haha! #nomorethan2meterswide #loveit
C3PO: @t16pilotkid, Really? Nomorethan2meterswide? What kind of hashtag is that? That’s not going to trend.
BobaFett: looking for something to disintegrate today. any ideas? #nomorethan2meterswide #HanSolo
Andy Stormtrooper: looking for some droids. not sure how big they are. #nomorethan2meterswide
JabbaHipster: I wish I could fit back into my old college jeans. #nomorethan2meterswide
MosEisleyPD: Police are asking the public for clues on who shot first at a murder in a Mos Eisley Cantina.
HanSolo: Hope you find the right man. RT @MosEisleyPD Police are asking the public for clues on who shot first at a murder in a Mos Eisley Cantina.
obiwankenobi: can anyone tell me if making the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs is a good time?
YoungTatooineRepublicans: Great insight into the upcoming election. RT @wookiepower: Raaaaa!
FACEBOOK FROM TATOOINE
Obi-wan Kenobi is now friends with C-3PO, R2-D2 and Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker liked the page “Rebel Alliance”
Luke Skywalker: my aunt and uncle were slaughtered by stormtroopers. text me.
Biggs Darklighter liked Luke Skywalker’s status.
Luke Skywalker posted on his own status: why did you like my status? my aunt and uncle are DEAD
Biggs Darklighter posted on Luke Skywalker’s status: I know, Luke. I liked it because I was showing my sympathy. Text me.
Luke Skywalker posted on his own status: ok thx bro. catch u at the tosche station l8r 2day?
Biggs Darklighter posted on Luke Skywalker’s status: Sorry bro, I’m helping fly the Rebel Alliance’s X-wings out to the Moon of Yavin. That’s where our new base is.
Luke Skywalker posted on his own status: should u be posting that information on the internet?
TWEETS FROM THE DEATH STAR
HanSolo: I guess it wasn’t a moon. #fail
ImperialOfficer77: @TK421 why aren’t you at your post?
TK421: @ImperialOfficer77 sry…equipment malfunction #militarylowestbidder
ImperialOfficer77: @TK-421 lol ill send someone down
AnakinRacer: Haha that’s hilarious! RT @Palpatinno: Fighting for the Rebel Alliance is like kissing your sister.
FACEBOOK FROM THE DEATH STAR
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are now friends
Darth Vader posted on Luke Skywalker’s Wall: Hey, are we related? We have the same last name.
Luke Skywalker commented on Darth Vader’s post: I don’t think so. ur last name is vader. nice profile pic btw. where did u get the suit?
Darth Vader commented on his own Wall post: Thanks, man. I got it at a convention in San Diego.
Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia Organa are in a relationship.
Obi-wan Kenobi is at The Death Star
Obi-wan Kenobi likes The Death Star Café
Darth Vader posted on Obi-wan Kenobi’s Wall: I sense your presence.
Obi-wan Kenobi commented on Darth Vader’s Wall post: No you don’t. You were just stalking my wall.
Darth Vader commented on his own Wall post: Meet you down by the hangar?
Obi-wan Kenobi commented on Darth Vader’s Wall post: Which one?
Darth Vader commented on his own Wall post: The one holding an old piece of junk.
Luke Skywalker: ben’s gone. i can’t believe he’s gone.
Biggs Darklighter liked Luke Skywalker’s status
Darth Vader liked Luke Skywalker’s status
TWEETS FROM THE ASSAULT ON THE DEATH STAR
t16pilotkid: red 5 standing by! #standingby
GoldLeader: @t16pilotkid, you’re attacking the Death star with a t16 skyhopper?
t16pilotkid: old username sry
PorkinsLovesFood: i got a problem here #spacebattle
BiggsDarklitr: @PorkinsLovesFood, eject #spacebattle
PorkinsLovesFood: @BiggsDarklitr, what are you stupid? we’re in space! seriously? eject? #standingby
AnakinRacer: @PorkinsLovesFood, @BiggsDarklitr, I have you now. #spacebattle #xwingssuck
HanSolo: @ t16pilotkid let’s blow this thing and go home #distractedTIEfighter #lol
FACEBOOK FROM THE MOON OF YAVIN
Luke Skywalker is single.
Princess Leia Organa is single.
Luke Skywalker: That was awkward.