tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6277562326083982433.post3859550640334402135..comments2020-10-12T05:56:48.307-05:00Comments on SteventheThorn Blog: Understanding GirlsSteventheThornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16901573914662306498noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6277562326083982433.post-84654582432165892972012-01-08T00:43:10.245-06:002012-01-08T00:43:10.245-06:00Well..... I suppose that the easiest way to summar...Well..... I suppose that the easiest way to summarize the thought process of boys would be................. um............... kinda......................... uh .................... what were we talking about again?Zachary Welbornnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6277562326083982433.post-58676569979683902632011-11-10T16:58:06.898-06:002011-11-10T16:58:06.898-06:00Now that Steven has a sister, he may also be able ...Now that Steven has a sister, he may also be able to do a little research through scientific observation. However, this may prove difficult, as his sister is fairly skilled at keeping the lid tightly shut on her cauldron (most of the time at least)...<br /><br />On another note, how would you summarize the thought-processes of boys in one sentence?Eleanor Thornnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6277562326083982433.post-54796311667569037882011-11-08T16:37:44.570-06:002011-11-08T16:37:44.570-06:00I may need to apply for a research grant to study ...I may need to apply for a research grant to study the Cauldron Corollary in more depth. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.SteventheThornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16901573914662306498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6277562326083982433.post-88521450628221157102011-11-08T16:04:46.266-06:002011-11-08T16:04:46.266-06:00Speaking authoritatively as a girl replete with th...Speaking authoritatively as a girl replete with thought processes, I can unequivocally state that girls do, indeed, have thought processes, no matter how many sentences may be required to summarize them. What you have overlooked in Steven's Statement is the Cauldron Corollary, which I would not expect you to know, since you have no sisters. The Cauldron Corollary is as follows:<br /><br />All females, beginning at a very early age, carry around inside their heads a bubbling little cauldron of crazy. As they mature, the cauldron increases in size, greatly expanding the chance of severe damage to anyone upon which the contents are spilled (or in some cases, thrown). Many women have developed coping mechanisms which effectively bolt down the lid on the Great Bubbling Cauldron of Crazy for long periods of time. Eventually, however, all these coping mechanisms are doomed to fail and the crazy gets out, whether to a small degree or in the form of massive-ecological-disaster-Jerry-Bruckheimer-size spillage. <br /><br />Therefore, Steven's Statement, absent an understanding and acceptance of the Cauldron Corollary, will never be able to explain women, because basically, we are all crazy to some extent.Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180028448343330833noreply@blogger.com